I was highly compensated to entertain that young lady and was in a sheer panic when I realized that I was in FOrd's theatre and would be facing the wrath of my father in 30 minutes... I abandoned her (the pride of rockport) and she still found my house.....

If I ever were to meet up with you in a duck park or the like, I could tell you the other than PG stories.

OR about the time that big brother broke his gun, took IIFID's from him and continued to shoot while we took turns holding the little jack in the box's head down on account of his shining the ducks away with his coke bottles... finally a hen came slid sliding in out of the woods on the ice and big bro let IIFID whack her on the ice....

Course that is off the subject as that happened at DC....